2019 Get In, Weirdo Bottle

$7,897.19 $22.99

You may not have oxygen in the vast emptiness of space, but at least you’ll have something to drink! No matter where you are in the universe, this Official 2019 GISH Fluid Containment Vessel is everything you need to stay hydrated—just add water! It’s guaranteed to keep one of the world’s most precious, life-giving resources right at hand for your ingesting pleasure. Get (hydration) in, weirdo.

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Double-walled stainless steel with a vacuum-insulated interior and screw-on cap; Suitable for hot and cold beverages; 16 oz.; Hand wash.

Get In, Weirdo Bottles are expected to begin shipping in late October. If your order includes multiple items, your order won't ship until all items are ready.

Testimonial:
"Water would be nice.” -S.S.
Testimonial
"Stay hydrated, my Gishers.” - The Most Interesting Man in The World